It was fun being a baby boomer... until now.
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with
new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:
 

Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
 
 Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip. 

 Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

 Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

 Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

 Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
 
 The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

 Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sawyer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba--- Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

 Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

 Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

 And my favorite: Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again

Those were the days!!!